Mariah May has given a eulogy for Toni Storm’s career after she defeated her former friend to capture the AEW Women’s World Championship at Sunday’s All In 2024 pay-per-view event.
During the post-show media scrum, May read a eulogy for the former champion’s career and then promptly left. She said,
“Toni Storm’s career is dead. Today, August 25th, 2024 at 6:48 PM, Toni Storm’s career passed away in the middle of Wembley Stadium in a pile of blood, spit, and embarrassment. She died of natural causes, because I am naturally better than her in every way. She is survived by her bumbling, bored butler, Ben Mankiewicz, and anyone who cares about old movies because they cannot deal with their own pathetic realities.
There will be no funeral service. A donation can be made in her name at shopaew.com/MariahMay. Toni, thanks for everything you stupid, washed-up twat. May you rest in peace, and rot in hell.
In other news, a star was born today. Her name is The Glamour Mariah May. She is your AEW Women’s World Champion, and at the tender age of 26, she has the wrestling world by the balls. AEW is officially all about Mariah.”
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