Chris Jericho vs. Shawn Spears – Only Spears Can Use Chair
Jericho wins with the Judas Effect.
Winner: Chris Jericho
MJF on the mic, says to cut Jericho’s music. He congratulates Jericho, he’s passed #1, but of course he needed help from his glorified Young Boy, Sammy “The Simp” Guevara.” MJF says if anyone helps Jericho in the future, their deal is off. Next week, Labor #2 will be a No DQ match against Nick Gage.
Frankie Kazarian vs. Luke Gallows
Ref distracts, Anderson holds on, pokes his head in and gets a leg drop. Luke with a roundhouse kick to the head. Powerbomb from Gallows.
Winner: Luke Gallows
Anderson and Gallows bout to attack, but out comes Kenny Omega with Don.
Don point to Kazarian, says this is what happens when you mess with the Elite and Kenny Omega.
Kenny tells Kaz, “’Welcome to my humble abode, said the spider to the fly.’”
Omega says The Elite Hunter has now become The Elite Hunted. Gallows and Anderson hold Kaz up, arms outstretched, Kenny is about to smack him with the title, but out comes Hangman Page with a whiskey and coke. Don helps Page to count, saying this is four on one. Don wonders if Page is stupid or drunk.
Page punches Gallows, then Anderson, Omega leaes the ring. Gallows and Anderson double team Page, but here comes DARK ORDER!!!!!! They rush the ring, sending Gallows out of the ring. Anderson gets a back and forth from Reynolds and Silver, then a Buck Shot from Page!
Dasha is with Brian Cage, and we get a video from Taz, saying Starks will have a celebration next week.
We come back to Cage, who says next week works out, because he loves celebrations.
Darby Allin vs. Wheeler Yuta
Allin wins with the Coffin Drop.
Winner: Darby Allin
Out from the crowd, Blade comes up to Orange Cassidy and punches him in the face with some brass knucks.
Britt Baker (C) vs. Nyla Rose – AEW Women’s Championship
Baker reverses out of a Demon Bomb and makes her tap with the Lockjaw.
Winner: Britt Baker
Earlier today, we had a press conference with FTR and Santana and Ortiz. Dax says the four of them came from poverty, and he respects his opponents as wrestlers, but not as men.
Ortiz says while FTR were off playing pattycake elsewhere, they’ve been here since day 1. They are just a pit stop on their way to tag team gold.
Santana stands up, grabs his mic, takes a pic of his mother out of his jacket at 15 after having him. Next pic is a shithole in the Bronx. The next is his mom taking slumlords to court.
Dax say the only thing left to do July 28 is show up and beat their ass.
Loved Santana’s moment, but the follow up minimized the impact.
WE ARE BACK and Andrade El Idolo. He’s got a homie with him, holding onto some contract, maybe.
Andrade takes the mic from Tony, tells him to chill. He says before we start, he has a surprise for everyone.
Tony introduces the new executive consultant to Andrade….
CHAVO GUERRERO!
HE gives some love to Dallas, TX. He hears this is the place to be. AEW. When he walked backstage, he couldn’t believe all the talent. Wow. What a great time to be a wrestling fan. But with all due respect to everyone backstage, he doesn’t see anyone that has as much talent as Andrade…
Andrade is cut off by….
DEATH TRIANGLE!!!
FENIX IS BACK!!!!!
Pac says Death Triangle hides from no one.
Andrade talks directly to Fenix. He says he is good, but with Andrade, he would be great. Andrade says he is elite, he is a superstar.
Chavo knows Pac doesn’t understand, so he’ll explain it. They are all talented, everyone knows it, but when he looks at at their waist, it’s not shiny enough. It should be, though. In order to change that, listen to Andrade.
Andrade tells Penta and Fenix he has a question; why do they work for Pac? He says now they work for Andrade.
Pac grabs the mic, says he isn’t sure what planet Andrade is on. Penta and Fenix don’t work for him. They are a team, a family, a brotherhood.
Fenix tells Andrade they are family, and they are the real face of the Latinos.
Penta says…why would they want to join a group with Andrade, when he’s not even on their level.
Death Triangle rush the ring. Andrade tells them to chill. He says everyone works for Andrade. Just look. Refs come down to stop Death Triangle, giving the impression that maybe they work for him?
Not the BEST segment, with Chavo trying to hard to get the return pop and not letting his guy be the star. Too much Spanish that was said only to be translated, doubling the time, and Andrade coming off disjointed.
BUT REY FENIX IS BACK!!!!
QT Marshall is backstage with Marvez and his crew. Why is Marvez nervous? He didn’t disrespect QT. He says he will apologize next week to Tony.
The Blade vs. Orange Cassidy
Orange wins with Orange Punch.
Winner: Orange Cassidy
Orange grabs the knuckles. He puts them on. ORANGE PUNCH TO BLADE ONE MORE TIME!!! Orange takes the knuckles before leaving the room
Jericho is backstage, back to the camera, say if MJF is going to bring in Gage, then next week, Jericho will bring in the most violent and demented version of himself to face Gage. Next Wednesday, Gage vs The Painmaker!
Jon Moxley (C) vs. Lance Archer – IWGP United States Championship
Archer wins the title in a brutal match with a choke slam through barbed wire.
Winner: Lance Archer
Archer celebrates but it’s short lived as Hikuleo comes into the ring. They go face to face and this ends the show.
Credit: 411Mania.com
